5 words to describe your relationship

Are you in a spiritual partnership? The first step to finding out is to write down five words that describe your relationship. Be as honest as you can—don't write down words that describe what you wish it would be. Ask your partner to do the same thing. It will start a very interesting conversation.

Jee says :
Passionate, Loving, Caring, Understanding, Trust

Passing my time...

1. Name someone who made you smile today
:)...darling bf

2. What were you doing at 1:55 this morning?
In dreamland

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Reading blogs,checking mails,updationg my blog,eating vadai,drinking coffee

4. What is something that happened to you in 1990?
I was in standard 2...

5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
It's ok,ive bought food 4 lunch(2 vadai)

6. How many different things did you drink today?
Water,nescafe and coffee

7. What color is your hairbrush?
I hardly use a comb or hairbrush.just my fingers.

8. What was the last thing you bought?Chocs and Ballentines from langkawi

9. Who was the last person you kissed?
Secret

10. What color is your front door?
Yellowish

11. Where do you keep your change?
In my wallet

12. What's the weather like today?
Kinda sunny

13. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Any baskin robbins wil do

14. What is something you are excited about?
Continuing my studies

15. When was the last rainbow you saw?
Long time ago

16. What size shoe do you wear?
5

19. Do you want to cut your hair?
When my hair is long and 'shapeless'

21. Do you talk a lot?
Of coz!

22.Does your screen name have an "x"in it?
X as in the alphabet X? then no la.But if X factor mayb yes.lolx

24. Do you know anyone named Steven?
nope

26. Are you ticklish?
Yup

27. Are you typically a jealous person?
Not really

28. Name someone whose name starts with the letter "I"
Ivan

29. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "M"
My3

30. Who's the 1st person on your received calls list?
D(bf)

31. What did the last text message you received say?
Miss Jee,mkn dy?(from my student)

32. Do you chew on your straws?
Yup,all the time

33. Do you have curly hair?
Nope.

34. What is the next concert you're going to?
None.

35. Whats your favorite color(s)?
Red,pink

37. What is something you say a lot today?
Never had lot to say yet...lolx

38. What is the last thing you ate?
Vadai

39. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
Huh?no

40. Do you have work tomorrow?
of coz

41. Is marriage in your future?
Hopefully

42. When was the last time you said "I love you."?
This morning

43. What should you be doing right now?
Updating my blog...hhehehehe....

44. Do you have a nickname?
Mayb...:P

45. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Nope

46. When was the last time you used a skateboard?
Never

47. What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Deepavali is ok ok onli...

51. Did you cry today?
Nope

52. Do you like someone right now?
i thought i answered this in the ealier post?

53. Are you currently playing any sports?
nope.too lazy

55. Last time you listened to music?
yesterday

56. Last time you watched tv?
last night.ugly betty & desperate housewifes

57. Do you miss someone right now?
Bf n family

58. What are you doing at this very moment?
Answering this post

59. Who is the last person you talked on the phone with?
Bf

60. Are any of your friends going to fill this out?
Mayb.wil ask them to

Be 100% truthful!

1. When was the last time you washed your hair?
The day before yesterday...later in the evenin...

2. What were you doing at 8am this morning?
In the car to work with darling bf

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Reading blogs and looking for tutorials on editing blog design

4. Are you any good at math?
I HATE maths coz im bad at it!

7. Are you mad at anyone right now?
Nope

8. Do you know the words to the song on your friendster profile?
Huh?Got song meh?

9. Last thing received in mail?
friendster updates

10. How many different drinks have you had today?
Half a cuppa nescafe ealier and now coffee

11. What was for breafast this morning?
One Puri

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
Never used one or saw one b4.(except in tv lah)

13. Any plans for tonight?
Dinner wit bf as usual,watch tv, zzzz

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Of coz!!

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Years ago when i was in school and the doc had to pull out my extra tooth

16. What's outside your front door?
nutin

17. Do you have plans on friday morning?
Work

18. Do you like the ocean?
Yup

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Nope.Got meh?

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Yup,it was a school trip

22. Something you are excited about?
Starting my masters in one month's time

23. Who around you has the most problems?
no one

24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Yup.My great grandmother(mom's grandma).She is almost 100 yrs old.

25. Describe your love life
Going well....:)

27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
A few weeks ago in front of my students

28. Do you like anyone right now?
It has alwiz been HIM...:)

29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
Beau weather...:)

30. Do you sleep with the door open or closed at night?
Of coz la closed!

31. If you could change your name, what would it be?
Cant think of one right now.

32. Do you like your middle name?
Front,middle,back all in one...:P

33. Who are you thinking about right now?
No one

34. Do you consider your best friends family?
Mayb.Is my bf family?lolx....

35. Favorite food?
Choc,chic rice,sardine cutlet curry,.....

36. Who's reading this post right now?
My blog friends

A Thought on Mothers

"I think the hardest thing for a mother is to make it possible for a child to be independent and at the same time let the child know how much you love her, how much you want to take care of her, and yet how truly essential it is for her to fly on her own."
— Madeleine Albright

Real notices

Real notices spotted around the world and written by...well, "people whose first language is not English".
1. In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.
2. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
3. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
4. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
5. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
6. In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
7. A sign in a Paris hotel: "Please leave your values at the front desk"
8. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it"
9. Instructions in a Belgrade elevator: "To more the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order."
10. A sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar"
11. A sign in a Bucharest hotel lobby: "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
12. From an advertisement by a dentist in Hong Kong: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists"
13. How a sewage treatment plant was marked on a Tokyo map: "Dirty Water Punishment Place"
14. Sign in a Leipzig elevator: "Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up"
15. Sign in an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: "Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension."
16. Sign in a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: "Take one of our horse driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages."
17. From the instructions on a Japanese hotel air conditioner: "Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself."
18. Sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions"
19. From the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for"
20. From a tourist brochure: "In the close village you can buy jolly memorials for when you pass away."
21. Two signs in a Majorcan shops: "Here speeching American" and “English well talking.”
22. Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket: "For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service."
23. From a story in an East African newspaper: "A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers."
24. Sign in a Vienna hotel: "In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
25. Detour sign in Japan: "Stop. Drive sideways."
26. Sign at a Swiss inn: "Special Today - no ice cream"
27. Instructions on a Japanese medicine bottle: "Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away"
28. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

Joke 2

These are actual excuse notes from parents(including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch at Galveston...

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre)(dyrea)(direathe) the shits. [words were crossed out in the)'s].
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,31,32, and also 33.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He washurt in the growing part.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Joke 1

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The FBI was taping all conversations at the hospital, and this conversation took place when the agent in charge called a nearby pizza delivery service to order.
Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.
Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.
Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?
Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.
Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital? Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.
Pizza Man: I don't think so. Click.

Probably the most pointless sign in the world

This road sign near Dodwalls in Cornwall claims to ease traffic by being closed, although, it does not seem to be doing the trick.

Hand written car plate number

Spotted this car with a 'marker pen written plate number' near bukit Bintang a couple of weeks ago....

Funny sign at restaurant......

riddiculous?funny?

I believe in...

I believe in...

GOD
I believe in Aliens, ufos, ghost...
I believe in Karma
I believe in Faith
I believe in true friendship
I believe in doing things fast
I believe in LOVE
I believe in romance
I believe in being loyal and true
I believe that the world will end one day
I believe in dreams
I believe in imagination
I believe in being honest
I believe in sacrificing
I believe in in self dignity
I believe in ME!